1 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:08,620 Oh, Bobby. 2 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,660 Oh, Bobby. Oh, 3 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:21,900 Bobby. 4 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,020 Oh, Bobby. 5 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,040 Oh, Bobby. Oh, Bobby. 6 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:41,180 Bobby. Oh, Bobby. 7 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,580 Oh, Bobby. 8 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:48,940 Oh, 9 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,520 Bobby. 10 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,080 Oh, Bobby. 11 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,120 Oh, Bobby. 12 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:14,829 Stop it, you two. 13 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:15,870 Bobby, go home. 14 00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:17,470 It's enough of this foolishness. 15 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:19,410 Oh, Mom. 16 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,650 Peaches, you go to bed now. 17 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:22,789 I'm home. 18 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:23,790 Oh, Mom. 19 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,490 I'm not doing anything honest. 20 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:30,530 You must think I was born yesterday. Go to bed, Peaches. 21 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:32,450 All right, Mom. 22 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:33,770 I'm sorry. 23 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:36,910 I'll be quiet. 24 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,590 It's too late. She's already heard you. 25 00:01:40,670 --> 00:01:44,550 Peaches, my balls are aching. Well, you should have thought of that before you 26 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:45,550 made all that noise. 27 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,050 Now you have to go. 28 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:48,810 No. 29 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,550 Peaches. Quiet. 30 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,410 Don't get mad again. 31 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:53,870 Peaches, I'm serious. 32 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:55,270 I'm in pain. 33 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:56,610 Can't you put it away? 34 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:00,630 I've had just about enough of that little creep for one night. 35 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,750 You better not try to sneak back in here. 36 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:09,270 My balls are aching. Breathe in. 37 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,220 Come on. Come on. 38 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,440 Peaches, go to bed. 39 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,100 Yes, kid. 40 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,760 You have to go. I'm getting mad. 41 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,920 Look. No, we can't. She's already yelled at me. I know what to do. 42 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,440 I've got to go to the bathroom. 43 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,920 Go. It's right over there. 44 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:36,260 Just leave. 45 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,540 Well, if he does try to sneak back in here, I'm ready. 46 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,530 I'll call police. 47 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,750 I'll lock up anyway. 48 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,240 Darn mother ruined everything again. 49 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,180 My sex life is a total flop. 50 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,220 I'm almost 20 years old, and I don't know a thing about boys. 51 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,340 I've got to do something. 52 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,280 I know. 53 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,960 I'll talk with Daddy. 54 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,480 He can tell me everything I need to know. 55 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:07,620 That's it. First thing in the morning, I'll make an appointment with his 56 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:08,620 secretary. 57 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:12,830 God mother is so uptight. 58 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:16,070 I'll never learn anything from her nothing 59 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:30,840 Okay, you. 60 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,880 Behind the curtain. I got a knife. 61 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,540 Come out from behind there, you slimy little peeping Tom. 62 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,640 Bobby. 63 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,100 It's you. 64 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,620 Well, you slimy little perverted creep. 65 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,680 Did you enjoy yourself watching me get undressed? 66 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,060 Did you like that? 67 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:55,660 No? 68 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,520 Did you like making me feel cheap? 69 00:05:58,340 --> 00:05:59,340 Huh? 70 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,400 You little creep. 71 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,120 Take your clothes off. 72 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,960 I can't do that. 73 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,860 Yes, you can and you will and you'll start with your coat. 74 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,220 Please, Mrs. Goldbloom, don't make me... Start with your coat. 75 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,180 Come on, hurry up. Take your shirt off. 76 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:31,040 We have to do something about creeps like you. 77 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,920 Take your pants off so I can see your ugly little penis. 78 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:38,880 Come on. 79 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,600 Hurry up. 80 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,000 Now you're going to see what it feels like to be stripped down and stared at 81 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 like a caged animal. 82 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:54,240 What's the matter with you, Bobby? 83 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,660 My balls. 84 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,040 My balls. 85 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,300 Your balls? 86 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,040 Well, what's the matter? Come over here. 87 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:04,950 Oh. Sit down. 88 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,270 Well, well, well. 89 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:13,130 No wonder you're in so much pain. 90 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,590 You have lover's nuts, Bobby. 91 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:18,890 Oh, yeah. 92 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:22,790 These balls are definitely engorged with fluid. 93 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,430 It could make you feel better. 94 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:29,790 Why should I? 95 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,410 What's in it for me? 96 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:34,690 You've been a bad boy. 97 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:42,350 But maybe there is something nice you can do for Mrs. Goldblum. 98 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,290 Anything, please. 99 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:46,550 Anything? 100 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:48,030 Uh -huh. 101 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:50,810 Hmm. 102 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,030 Let me think about that. 103 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,270 Take it easy. 104 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:42,690 Drive it home. 105 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,110 Oh, yeah. 106 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,430 Faster, Bobby! 107 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,120 Oh, God. 108 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:57,650 I'm getting so hot. 109 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:58,850 Can I come in here? 110 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:00,330 No, baby. 111 00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:03,610 Come out here. I want to see it. 112 00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:13,450 This is good. 113 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,230 know about this? 114 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,570 She... She doesn't give me the chance. 115 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,110 So what's wrong this time, honey? You need your new club? 116 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:06,930 You're great. You're all right, aren't you? Oh, Daddy, it's nothing like that. 117 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,470 This is something much more serious. 118 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,310 Oh, Christ. 119 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:12,910 Don't tell me you're pregnant. 120 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:16,190 Daddy! No, I'm not pregnant. 121 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,770 Oh, thank God. 122 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:20,730 I suppose your mother's already told you about that stuff. 123 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,030 That's just it. 124 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,230 Nobody will tell me anything. 125 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:27,110 Mother won't talk about sex at all. 126 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:31,790 All she'll tell me is that I'm better off without it. 127 00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,670 Is that really true, Daddy? 128 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:36,130 That crummy cunt. 129 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:39,330 What a thing to tell her own flesh and blood. Of course it isn't true. 130 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:42,390 Well, then what do I do? 131 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:43,830 Can you help me? 132 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,230 Me? 133 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,470 I'm your father. 134 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,810 I was. 135 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:54,390 Of course I can't help you. Hasn't the school nurse told you anything? 136 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:55,890 No. 137 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,890 No? Where the hell does that tax money go? 138 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,270 I don't know. 139 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:05,430 What about the locker room? Don't you girls talk about boys and stuff like 140 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,170 Sometimes. 141 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:09,570 Good, that's it then. Just ask around. 142 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:11,870 Ask around? 143 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:14,250 Sure. That's what I did when I was a child. 144 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,650 That's what my father did when he was a child. 145 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,540 It's the best way. You can do it, too. 146 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,060 It's a time -honored tradition. 147 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,800 The American way. 148 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,360 Golly, Daddy, I think you're right. 149 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,360 Thanks. 150 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,960 Anytime. And how much do you need? 151 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,620 Oh. Should this do it? Thanks. 152 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,900 Gosh, that's a lot. 153 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,660 Enjoy it. 154 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,140 Well, take care of Peaches. 155 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:43,640 Oh, uh, Peaches, uh, one more thing. 156 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,740 Just don't be a tease. 157 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:47,650 You know what I mean? 158 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,330 Nobody likes a tease. 159 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,530 Don't worry, Dad. 160 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:52,650 I won't be a tease. 161 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,650 And thanks for all your wonderful advice. 162 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:57,990 Bye. 163 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,710 Miss Wilson, come in here, please. 164 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,250 Did you hear what I just told Peaches? 165 00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:15,610 Yes, sir, I did. 166 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,160 And I thought you were wonderful. 167 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920 You did? 168 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:23,460 Well, it's true, you know. No one likes a tease. 169 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,060 No, sir. 170 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,980 They sure don't. 171 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:32,460 Miss Wilson, how'd you like a little sexual harassment on the job? 172 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,280 Well, that sounds like fun. 173 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,839 Oh, Mr. Wilson. 174 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,460 Oh. Oh. 175 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,680 Oh. 176 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:17,380 Oh. 177 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,220 Oh. 178 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,840 Oh. 179 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,420 Oh. Oh. 180 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,680 Oh. Oh. 181 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200 Oh. 182 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,260 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 183 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,060 Lieber? 184 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,320 I'm sure glad I had that talk with Daddy. 185 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,740 He gave me some great advice. 186 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,260 I know I'm never going to be a tease. 187 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,120 Now, how am I going to start my sex education? 188 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:48,240 I know, of course. I'll go visit Uncle Howard in San Francisco. 189 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:54,000 Oh, he's told me so many times that I could come up there and visit him. 190 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,480 And he told me I would have a great time. 191 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,820 Oh, I better leave a note for Mom. 192 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,220 I'll tell her the good advice that Dad gave me. 193 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,780 Never play hard to get, so she won't worry. 194 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,270 Hi. How far are you going? 195 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,610 I'm going to San Francisco. 196 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,710 Well, this rig's going the same way you are, so hop your little butt on inside. 197 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:13,530 Tell you what, I'm going to lay over someplace tonight, and we'll drive on 198 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,610 the city in the morning, okay? 199 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:15,829 Okay, great. 200 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:16,830 All right, let's do it. 201 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,670 Well, I don't see that this is sleeping the truck. 202 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,970 It's the last bed they got. 203 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,350 Well, I guess it'll do. 204 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,110 It's big enough anyway. 205 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,990 Yeah, it's big enough. 206 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,270 Yeah. 207 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,410 I have to go to the ladies' room. 208 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:03,810 I'll be right back. 209 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,139 I'm Julie. 210 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,260 I heard you were alone and thought you might want some company. 211 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,900 Yeah, yeah, sure. Come on in. Come on in. Does the little half and half sound 212 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,900 good? 213 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Half and half? 214 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,100 Yeah, yeah. Sounds great. Sounds great. 215 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,220 I need two $20 bills. 216 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,360 Yeah, sure. Right here. Right there. 217 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:17,630 Goodbye. Yes. Oh. 218 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:43,979 Oh, I'm sorry. 219 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:44,980 Who's that? 220 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,519 It's nobody. 221 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,480 It's nobody. It's just a hitchhiker. She can go wait in the bathroom. 222 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,740 No, no, no, no, no, no. That's okay. She can stay. 223 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,440 Can I? 224 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,880 It's okay. You can stay. 225 00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:56,440 Maybe I'll learn something. 226 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,380 How come you didn't fuck her? She's pretty. 227 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:02,780 She's just a kid. 228 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,080 I don't think so. How old are you? 229 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,080 I'm almost 20. 230 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,040 You could have saved yourself $40. 231 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,440 But... I wouldn't be able to do the kind of things that she's going to do. 232 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,940 Why don't you sit back and watch? 233 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,500 Yeah. 234 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,260 Oh, can we quit talking here, please? 235 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840 Oh, God. 236 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,500 Actually, put it in your throat again. Do it again. Do it again. 237 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,160 Oh, oh. 238 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,000 Oh, God. 239 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400 Thank you. 240 00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,330 Yeah, baby. 241 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:09,970 Fuck me. 242 00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:11,850 Oh, faster. 243 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:14,310 Come on, baby. Fuck me. 244 00:24:22,739 --> 00:24:24,320 You like it deep, don't you? 245 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:54,199 You like that? 246 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200 Yes. 247 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,200 Yes. Uh -huh. Oh, yes. 248 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200 No. 249 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:35,300 Right there? 250 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400 Yes. 251 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,260 Yeah. Oh. 252 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,580 Yes, baby. 253 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,080 Yeah, fuck me. 254 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:57,380 Fuck me, baby. 255 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,180 Yeah, yeah, baby. 256 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,560 Fuck me. 257 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:03,740 Yeah. 258 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,920 Fuck. 259 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200 Yeah, baby. 260 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,840 Yeah. 261 00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,820 Yes. 262 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:15,900 Yes. 263 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,980 Yeah, yeah. Fuck me. Fuck me. 264 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,420 Oh, you piece of shit. Fuck me. 265 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,000 Oh, fuck me like a man. Where'd you take your lessons, Disneyland? 266 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840 Fuck me. 267 00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:30,900 Yeah. Come on, harder, baby. 268 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,600 Oh, yeah. 269 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,740 Yeah, baby. Fuck me in the ass. Come on. 270 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,300 Yeah, 271 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:46,100 yeah. Oh, fuck me, you piece of shit. 272 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,560 It wouldn't be so bad if you could fuck. 273 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,960 You're a bastard. 274 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,640 Don't you fucking do that. Yeah. 275 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,300 Yeah. Yeah. 276 00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:59,740 Fucking asshole. You have to pay for it. Yeah. Fuck me. Yeah. 277 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,200 Fuck me. You like it, don't you, you bastard? 278 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600 Fuck me. 279 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,760 Yeah. Yeah. 280 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,660 Fuck me. 281 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:09,380 Yeah. Yeah. 282 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:35,999 like such a baby. 283 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,300 But, you know, I'm really, I'm just only trying to learn about sex. 284 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,860 And, and gosh, you were terrific. 285 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:48,840 It was so great. Oh, I couldn't believe it. You were so wonderful. 286 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,840 You were up her ass. I couldn't believe it. I never saw anything like it in my 287 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,840 life. 288 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,320 Oh, God. 289 00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:59,940 I'll tell you what, don't worry about it. You'll do better next time. 290 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,680 I hope so. 291 00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:15,510 Stanley, what did you say to my daughter to make a runoff to San Francisco? 292 00:28:16,110 --> 00:28:17,450 I didn't make a runoff anywhere. 293 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:21,170 I just gave her my best advice on some personal matters and she made her own 294 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:22,170 decisions. 295 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:24,150 She's not a little girl anymore, Eunice. 296 00:28:24,990 --> 00:28:27,290 I just can't imagine why she would do something like this. 297 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:30,290 Well, my best guess is she's looking for a little fun. 298 00:28:31,150 --> 00:28:32,370 Like mother, like daughter. 299 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,350 What do you mean by that? 300 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,130 Nothing. 301 00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,970 Look, if you're really worried about her, I'll take you to San Francisco so 302 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:39,970 can see how she's doing. 303 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:41,050 Do you know where she's staying? 304 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:42,820 That's the problem. 305 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,880 She wants to go visit Howard. 306 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,100 Howard? He's harmless. Why worry about that? 307 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,120 Well, I am worried. 308 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,620 And I think we should leave right away before it's too late. And you know, I 309 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,620 think you should come with me. 310 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,440 You're the one that got us into this mess. 311 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,260 I think I can get away for a little while. 312 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:02,900 Well, we'll leave tonight. 313 00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:06,800 We'll stay in a motel somewhere and we'll be in the city by the morning. 314 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,440 Yeah. 315 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:09,980 That might be fun. 316 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,350 Just like old times. 317 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:17,970 Don't flatter yourself, Stanley, because I'm sleeping alone. 318 00:29:30,430 --> 00:29:35,270 Gosh, Uncle Howard, I can't tell you how happy I am to be here. You have the 319 00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:36,270 nicest family. 320 00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:39,270 I feel so warm and cozy and safe. 321 00:29:39,590 --> 00:29:43,740 And I'll promise... that I'll try real hard not to be a problem. 322 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,760 Why, thank you, dear. 323 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,660 And you know what else? 324 00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:49,520 We're happy to have you. 325 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:50,860 Thank you. 326 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,440 Some more pie, Peaches, dear. 327 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,600 Oh, no, thank you, Auntie. I'm stuffed. It was a wonderful dinner. 328 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,940 Oh, thank you. 329 00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:01,780 So, what made you come to this city all alone? 330 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,580 You're not running away from home, are you? 331 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,640 Golly, no, Uncle Howard. 332 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:11,780 I came up here to see you and to learn all I can about sex. 333 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,620 Sex? I like sex. 334 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,080 The hell you say? 335 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,900 I like sex. 336 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,720 Well, yes. 337 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,940 Yes, sir. 338 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:29,070 San Francisco is one of the best places to learn about sex. Or so I hear. 339 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:35,150 Oh, my boys. I know how to keep them happy. 340 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:39,010 Yeah, I hear you're making Dad happy. Very happy. Every night. 341 00:30:40,870 --> 00:30:42,610 And my dad's a great fuck. 342 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:45,390 Hey, he could teach you about sex. 343 00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:46,529 He could? 344 00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:48,810 Oh, man, you should see him screw my mom. 345 00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:50,650 Oh, boy. Come here, Mom. 346 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:52,710 Let me show you. He turns around. 347 00:30:53,699 --> 00:30:54,880 Bites in the back of the neck first. 348 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,200 And then he starts playing with her tits and he gets her all excited. 349 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:04,180 And as soon as he gets excited, whammo, bammo, right up the cheeks back to my 350 00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,180 dad. 351 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,880 Yeah, your dad is quite the guy. 352 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:13,240 Yeah, you like that stuff, don't you, Mom? You like letting Dad ride down 353 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240 Hershey Highway, huh? 354 00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:18,400 Yeah, we don't want bitches to think that we're rude, do we? 355 00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:20,180 Yeah, that's right. 356 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:23,120 In fact, I don't want to have to tell you this again. I don't want you to 357 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,120 your mama's titties at the dinner table, especially in front of company. 358 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,499 I'm sorry, Dad. 359 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,500 Can I play with your pussy? 360 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,720 That's okay. 361 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,320 Who's the worst, you or your father? 362 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:39,620 Or better, come on, Mom, tell the truth. Who's the best, me or Dad? 363 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,620 Oh, don't you go doing that, Eddie. 364 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,200 Mama's going to be wanting to tell. And there's no stopping her once she gets 365 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,200 started. 366 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:54,160 Thank you, boys. I don't know what I'm going to do with you two. It's either 367 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,720 or the other, but when you get started, you get started. 368 00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,900 Hey. 369 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,360 You want to see something really dirty? 370 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,240 Oh, I don't know. Uh -oh. Really nasty? Uh -oh. 371 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,640 How would you like to see me and Dad? 372 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,040 Fuck Mom! 373 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,400 Oh, my God! 374 00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,720 She's really going to get going. Oh, now you've done it. 375 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,959 Come on, Dad. 376 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,960 Let's get her. 377 00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:17,780 Oh, you bet, son. 378 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,300 Oh, my God. 379 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:25,880 My hands are crooked. 380 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,860 Excuse me. 381 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,680 I'm... I'm going to bed early tonight. 382 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,320 Nice to see you, honey. 383 00:33:08,090 --> 00:33:08,610 Oh, fuck 384 00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:15,610 you, mom. 385 00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,130 Fuck you up, mom. 386 00:33:17,670 --> 00:33:18,670 Oh, 387 00:33:19,470 --> 00:33:21,750 moms are the best, aren't they? Yeah, fucking A. 388 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:25,150 Nothing like a good mom. 389 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,149 Whoa, 390 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:48,210 whoa, whoa. Whoa, Dad. 391 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:51,390 Mom does that so good, doesn't she? 392 00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:55,250 Oh, my baby boy. 393 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,450 Oh, you're so big. 394 00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:02,030 Oh, 395 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:08,770 baby. 396 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:17,510 Oh, yeah. 397 00:34:42,879 --> 00:34:44,639 Fuck me. 398 00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:47,120 Fuck me, baby. 399 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,000 Fuck me. 400 00:35:16,470 --> 00:35:18,390 Here we go, honey. It's coming in now. 401 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,030 Oh, meow, baby. 402 00:35:55,129 --> 00:35:56,930 Oh, God. 403 00:35:57,730 --> 00:35:59,050 Oh, baby. 404 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:33,990 Oh, come on. Take a later place. Come on. 405 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,970 I'm coming, Mom. 406 00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:04,730 I'm coming. 407 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:18,750 Right in there. 408 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,270 Don't you love it? Oh my goodness gracious. 409 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,578 Who are you? 410 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,580 I'm Crystal. 411 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,360 Hello, Crystal. 412 00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:11,920 My name's Peaches. 413 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,420 Do you live here, too? 414 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:14,980 Yes, I do. 415 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,600 I already heard what you had to say in the dining room. 416 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,240 You did? 417 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,100 Yes. And I also know why you're here. 418 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,180 I want to learn all about intercourse. 419 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,800 You heard that, too? 420 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,460 I don't believe this mess. 421 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,240 Blossom is just fucking up all over the place. 422 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:37,200 Look at this dust here. 423 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,020 Dust, dust, dust. 424 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,260 She's fat and smelly, and she leaves dust all over. 425 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,600 Have to get rid of that, don't I? 426 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,900 This is sick. 427 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,260 This is absolutely ridiculous. 428 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,320 Oh, no. 429 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:54,780 Granny's coming. 430 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,280 Dust, smelly, dirty blossom. 431 00:38:58,140 --> 00:38:59,360 Hi, Granny. How's trick? 432 00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:00,580 How do you do, dear? 433 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,300 Blossom is really fucking up. We have to do something. 434 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,620 And who is this delightful -looking child? 435 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,600 Granny, this is Peaches. 436 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,220 She'll be staying with us for a while. 437 00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:13,340 Marvelous. Can you dust? 438 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,680 I sure can. 439 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,040 My room at home is as neat as a pin. 440 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:21,540 And I bet you did your little chores around the house, too, didn't you, dear? 441 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:22,900 I sure did. 442 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,920 Yes. Well, how would you like a new job? 443 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,920 Dusty. Would you like that? 444 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,340 Lovely. Well, why don't we talk in the morning, dear, all right? 445 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,920 All right. 446 00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:36,070 Good night, girl. 447 00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:37,390 Have a good night. 448 00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:42,030 Isn't she a nice lady? 449 00:39:43,810 --> 00:39:44,810 Sure. 450 00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:53,350 I guess this is okay. 451 00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:57,590 It's cheaper if we share a room anyway. 452 00:39:57,990 --> 00:39:58,990 It certainly is. 453 00:39:59,590 --> 00:40:00,750 You happy with that bed? 454 00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:03,550 Oh, um, it doesn't matter. 455 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,810 You take your pick. 456 00:40:07,050 --> 00:40:08,050 I'll be in the bathroom. 457 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,610 I'll tell you what, I'll put our things away. How's that? 458 00:40:12,790 --> 00:40:13,790 Thank you, Stanley. 459 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,410 You really surprise me. 460 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:19,410 You're so charming. 461 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:20,910 You're so polite. 462 00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:24,650 Sometimes I don't know why we ever got divorced. 463 00:40:29,770 --> 00:40:32,110 We used to have fun in motel rooms, didn't we? 464 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:34,930 We sure did 465 00:40:34,930 --> 00:40:48,650 Just 466 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:50,510 like old times 467 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:56,150 We'll see 468 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:21,570 God this is great. I'll be right back. 469 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,480 Hey, yo, my name is Christian, you know? I'm from the front office. They told me 470 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,540 to come check on you. I mean, are you into aerobics and stuff? 471 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:00,620 Come in. 472 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,020 All right. 473 00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:06,480 Yeah, well, why don't you just lay on the bed? 474 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:08,760 Let me give you one of them massages, you know? 475 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,540 That sounds nice. 476 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,380 Hey, baby. 477 00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:23,330 Daddy's coming home. 478 00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:25,890 Real soon, yeah. 479 00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:30,730 I knew she'd never stop loving me. 480 00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:33,090 How could anyone stop loving me? 481 00:43:40,090 --> 00:43:42,250 Oh, yeah, deeper. 482 00:43:42,710 --> 00:43:43,710 Oh. 483 00:43:44,390 --> 00:43:45,970 Oh. Oh. 484 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,280 Why did you do that? 485 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,800 Well, I thought you might like that, being the white chick and all. 486 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,040 Oh. 487 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,320 Excuse me for a minute. 488 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,560 Certainly. I'll just be a... I'll just be a second. 489 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:04,780 Uh -huh. 490 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,560 Hi. 491 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,220 Now, wait, wait, wait. 492 00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:05,110 Oh 493 00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:36,150 me. 494 00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:24,530 Oh, yeah. 495 00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:34,050 What the fuck is that? 496 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,280 Just like old times, huh? 497 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:11,640 Old times? Hell, I don't know you. Shit, I'm out of here, man. 498 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,640 Ciao. 499 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:20,180 Just like old times. 500 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:23,180 Nothing's changed. 501 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,220 I thought we had something going for us tonight. 502 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,660 And we do. Oh, shit. 503 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,360 I love when you cheat on me, baby. 504 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,440 You mean so much to me. 505 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,020 You always make me feel worthless, unappreciated. 506 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,240 Use me. 507 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:45,900 Hey. 508 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,400 Oh. 509 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,080 Oh, baby. 510 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:04,290 Oh my darling, just like old times. 511 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,120 Oh. Oh. 512 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,640 Oh. 513 00:49:02,830 --> 00:49:03,830 Let me look at your ass. 514 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:05,750 Yeah. 515 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:19,150 Fuck you, baby. Move it. 516 00:49:41,420 --> 00:49:42,420 Oh. 517 00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:33,450 You ready to come, Barry? Oh, yeah. 518 00:50:34,110 --> 00:50:35,110 I'm going to come. 519 00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:37,330 Oh, here I come. 520 00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:42,730 Oh, Stanley, my man. 521 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,440 So, dear, it's all very simple, really. You know, just sort of watering the 522 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,880 plants, dusting, maybe getting my tea. 523 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,180 Simple, easy things. You know, sort of fun in a way, I think. It sounds like a 524 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:25,160 wonderful job. Oh, good. I'm glad you like it. 525 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:29,240 Because we can't have you wearing your clothes, your street clothes. 526 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,520 I can't? No. 527 00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:36,660 I think we should have something more maid -like for you. I have something 528 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:40,320 that... is what the girls in France are wearing now, the French maids. 529 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,180 The hat's right here. 530 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,600 This is sort of a jacket top, a French jacket top, and these are sort of the 531 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,700 French bottoms. 532 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,360 Well, 533 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,680 I guess they'll do. 534 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:56,760 I think you'd look lovely in them. Shall we try it on? What do you think? 535 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,500 Sure. Okay, let me help you get out of this. 536 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,678 Thank you. 537 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,420 It sort of slips over your head, doesn't it? Lovely stockings, dear. 538 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,760 Panties are very sweet. 539 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,880 Normal. 540 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:12,380 Well, this is a charming outfit you have, honey. 541 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:14,300 Yes. 542 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,880 Life's okay, sir. 543 00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:19,900 Charming panties. 544 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,900 What the heck are these? 545 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,980 I've seen what the young girls are wearing these days. It's just marvelous. 546 00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:30,280 didn't have anything like this. 547 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,480 Lovely, dear. 548 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,520 I'll do it, honey. I'll do it. 549 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:36,060 Let's go. 550 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:39,250 Thank you, Granny. 551 00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:53,570 Would you put your finger 552 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:54,570 there, please? 553 00:52:58,030 --> 00:52:59,070 Very nice. 554 00:53:00,990 --> 00:53:03,450 Well, yes, they're adorable. 555 00:53:04,130 --> 00:53:05,970 They're a bit small, Granny. 556 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:08,720 Well, that's what the girls in France are wearing, dear. 557 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,280 Try the tie. 558 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,040 That's just fine. 559 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,840 Are you sure, Granny? 560 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,640 You look like the perfect little French maid. 561 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,180 But you can see everything. 562 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,920 Well, there's no one here but me, dear. 563 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,420 No one here but you, Granny. 564 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,920 I suppose it'll be okay. 565 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:44,320 All right, are you ready for your little maid's audition now? 566 00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:45,860 Yes. All right. 567 00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:47,760 Let's find some dirt to pick up, shall we? 568 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,860 There's something right over there. Why don't you just bend over and take that 569 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:56,500 little piece of... I got it, Granny. 570 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,100 Very good, dear. 571 00:53:58,689 --> 00:53:59,689 That's excellent. 572 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:02,790 I'm only a little concerned, though, with everyone running around the house. 573 00:54:02,850 --> 00:54:06,190 That's so a little too much when you bend over. Would you mind trying to pick 574 00:54:06,190 --> 00:54:08,130 dirt and sort of a bunny dip when you handle that? 575 00:54:08,690 --> 00:54:11,230 A bunny dip? 576 00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:15,890 Well, you know, sort of like, you know, you sort of go over and sort of lean 577 00:54:15,890 --> 00:54:19,790 down. That's what, like, the grown -up people would like you to do. 578 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,580 Well, we'll work on it. 579 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,360 Oh, this is so much fun. What more can we do? 580 00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:33,920 For your first time, this is really good. 581 00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:36,780 Well, maybe we should do some dusting now. 582 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,078 Oh, great. 583 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,120 Do you like the dust? Oh, I love the dust. 584 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:46,620 Great. How about, you know, all these little chaska things, you know, you can 585 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,980 just kind of... That's it. 586 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,420 Kind of far away. 587 00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:54,420 Well, I'll hold you there, don't worry. 588 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,820 That's a girl. Now, do you just dust all those little pieces? 589 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,220 Oh. No, don't break them. Don't break them. 590 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,480 All right, Granny. Take her. 591 00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,200 Easy does it. Easy. 592 00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:07,260 Well, 593 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,360 that was very good. I mean, we'll have to go over your dusting form, but 594 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:18,300 otherwise... My Granny, what strong arms you have. 595 00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:21,060 You're so cute. 596 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:23,800 Why? 597 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,340 You're a man. 598 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,380 And I don't have any clothes on. 599 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,960 Nobody knows about that. Please, dear. 600 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:43,140 It's all right. I'll pay you very well. You have nothing to worry about. 601 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:45,560 All right. I won't tell anyone. 602 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,850 Okay. But you're not supposed to be doing that kind of stuff. 603 00:55:49,090 --> 00:55:51,550 I mean, people know in the house, but they don't know outside. You won't tell 604 00:55:51,550 --> 00:55:52,850 anyone outside the house, will you? 605 00:55:53,070 --> 00:55:55,270 Nobody knows that you're a man? 606 00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:58,210 Well, they know I'm a man. They just don't know I dress like a granny. 607 00:55:59,350 --> 00:56:00,350 Come here. 608 00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:05,250 You're seducing me. 609 00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:07,690 It's all right. 610 00:56:07,970 --> 00:56:08,908 It's all right. 611 00:56:08,910 --> 00:56:10,110 Just relax, dear. It's okay. 612 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,360 I guess it's not so bad. No, dear, no. No? 613 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:21,700 No. 614 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,420 Not so bad. 615 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:25,840 Let's do a little dusting. 616 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,620 A little dusting. 617 00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:37,160 Is that right? Yeah, that's not bad at all. 618 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,460 You're very good. 619 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,500 Yes. 620 00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,260 Wait a minute. 621 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,200 Maybe I'll learn something. Yes, dear. 622 00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:50,430 Maybe this will be good sex education. Yes, dear. 623 00:56:50,930 --> 00:56:52,670 Come on. Why don't you clean this, honey? 624 00:56:55,490 --> 00:56:57,610 Good, girl. Up and down. 625 00:56:58,170 --> 00:56:59,930 Up and down. That's it. 626 00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:01,630 Easy. 627 00:57:02,310 --> 00:57:03,310 Good. 628 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,530 Now lick it. Lick it down here. 629 00:57:06,430 --> 00:57:07,430 That's it, girl. 630 00:57:08,370 --> 00:57:09,370 That's it. 631 00:57:14,090 --> 00:57:15,510 Suck on that. That's right. 632 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,090 You're going to work out very well. 633 00:57:19,070 --> 00:57:20,070 Yes, you are. 634 00:57:23,490 --> 00:57:24,490 That's it. 635 00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:25,710 That's a movie timer. 636 00:57:26,670 --> 00:57:27,509 That's it. 637 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:28,448 That's it. 638 00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:29,450 Thanks. 639 00:57:31,730 --> 00:57:34,990 Good night. 640 00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:25,460 Yes! Yes! 641 00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:48,420 Huh? Huh? 642 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,140 Take it up your ass, baby. Stick your finger in your ass. 643 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,240 That's right. 644 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,120 That's right. All the way up. 645 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,360 Good. Step it up your ass. 646 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,660 Tight. That's good. 647 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,440 That's it. Hook your ass. 648 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,000 Oh, God, that's good. 649 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:35,919 That's good? 650 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:36,920 Yeah. 651 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,840 That's good. 652 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,080 That's good. 653 00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:45,900 Take it up your ass. 654 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,160 That's right. 655 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,060 That's it. Fuck your ass. 656 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:49,460 Oh, Bobby. 657 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:00,920 Bobby. 658 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,140 Did you think this place was just a little busy? 659 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,900 It's a quiet place for you. 660 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,440 It is. 661 01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:30,720 Captain, it's simply groovy to see you too, just like the old times. 662 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000 Yes, it is, Eric. 663 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:34,240 Excuse me, have you met Eunice? 664 01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:41,740 Why, Captain, if you recall, officers not introduce their wives to enlisted 665 01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:43,460 Smoker? 666 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,700 Oh, yes, I guess that's true. 667 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:51,880 Well, at any rate, we're not married anymore. Howard, this is Eunice, Peach's 668 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:52,880 mom. 669 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,300 Nice to meet you, Howard. 670 01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:56,820 Stanley's told me so much about you. 671 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,460 Uh, he has. 672 01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:01,080 Has he told you about my head wound? 673 01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:04,620 No, I don't believe he's mentioned that one. 674 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,360 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 675 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:08,860 I didn't think he would. 676 01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:14,360 Uh, at any rate, uh, what's up with Peaches, Howard? We were wondering if 677 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,020 could tell us anything. We haven't seen her in a while. Look, you've had a long 678 01:03:18,020 --> 01:03:21,920 trip. Why don't we have some pipes while we talk about this? Just like the good 679 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,260 old days back in Nam, huh? 680 01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:26,660 There were no good old days back in Nam. Oh. 681 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,240 But a couple of pipes down, great. 682 01:03:28,540 --> 01:03:29,580 What do you say, Eunice? 683 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:33,060 Oh, pipes, darling. It sounds so Barbary Coast. 684 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,520 But I wouldn't miss it for the world. 685 01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:44,340 So how... 686 01:03:57,130 --> 01:03:59,430 Howard, would you like to tell me about your war wound? 687 01:04:00,650 --> 01:04:03,950 Well, there's really nothing much to tell. 688 01:04:04,370 --> 01:04:05,670 I got shot in the head. 689 01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:07,410 See, right there? 690 01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:09,730 Yeah. And I've had a hard -on ever since. 691 01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:12,910 No, that's not possible. 692 01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:15,150 You're pulling my leg. 693 01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,190 Pull something else, yeah. 694 01:04:17,830 --> 01:04:18,830 Give me your hand. 695 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,570 Why? Give me your hand. 696 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:25,880 My God. 697 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:27,980 Stanley. Yeah. 698 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,980 Stanley, honey. What? I'm telling you, I think that your uncle is a little 699 01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:32,980 perverted. 700 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,180 You know, Eunice, that's not a very nice thing to say. 701 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:41,600 Howard happens to be a nice guy. A very nice guy. He wasn't even a nicer guy 702 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:42,700 before he got shot in the head. 703 01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:45,780 Yeah, well, you know something? 704 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:50,500 This nice guy uncle of yours might very well have sold my daughter into slavery. 705 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,620 And apparently with your blessings. 706 01:04:53,550 --> 01:04:55,850 You know, Eunice, you are paranoid. 707 01:04:56,650 --> 01:04:58,390 That's not a very fair thing to say. 708 01:04:58,730 --> 01:05:00,330 You know what Peaches means to me. 709 01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,310 Stanley, 710 01:05:04,930 --> 01:05:07,030 that's something else I want to talk about. Peaches. 711 01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:08,770 And you. 712 01:05:09,430 --> 01:05:12,630 I think Crystal is the key. 713 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,570 You must know something. 714 01:05:15,690 --> 01:05:17,630 Yeah. That's a thought. 715 01:05:18,930 --> 01:05:20,450 But why would she tell us anything? 716 01:05:21,290 --> 01:05:22,450 I think she likes me. 717 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,200 Well, now, that's a goddamn laugh. 718 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:29,620 You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a $100 bill, and you want this 719 01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:30,620 to fall in love with you? 720 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:35,720 Look, I'm going to make her fall for me, and then she'll tell me everything. 721 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:37,880 Yeah. 722 01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:40,140 Stanley! 723 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,440 Howard, stop it. Stanley, I think he's got me. 724 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,920 Howard, cut it out. 725 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:45,420 Howard! 726 01:05:45,580 --> 01:05:47,060 I can't hear you, Eunice. 727 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,980 You're not such a weasel after all. 728 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:59,220 Stanley, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with Eunice. 729 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:06,460 She's such an ugly white woman. Why do you hang out with her? 730 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,420 You're too good for her. 731 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:13,420 Stanley, make love to me. 732 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,080 I was just thinking. 733 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:20,500 I had the feeling I shouldn't ask what about. 734 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:23,670 I wonder what Peaches is doing these days. 735 01:06:24,510 --> 01:06:25,510 Are you talking to me? 736 01:06:26,490 --> 01:06:31,050 Well, you know, I figure you must know something. Howard is your master. He 737 01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:32,050 tell you everything. 738 01:06:32,150 --> 01:06:34,370 What do you care? She's not even your daughter anyway. 739 01:06:35,050 --> 01:06:36,050 Who told you that? 740 01:06:36,610 --> 01:06:37,610 I heard. 741 01:06:38,590 --> 01:06:39,590 Oh, 742 01:06:40,050 --> 01:06:41,370 can I get rid of a few colors here? 743 01:06:41,590 --> 01:06:42,590 Oh, sure, go right ahead. 744 01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:44,890 You dress as busy as your house. 745 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,400 Her. Well, she's my stepdaughter. 746 01:06:55,780 --> 01:06:58,920 You mean ex -stepdaughter. You're not even married anymore. 747 01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,140 Peaches is my baby. 748 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,520 It's clear to me now that you just want to get in that little girl's pants. 749 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,920 She's not a little girl. She's 20 years old. 750 01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:09,940 See, I knew it. 751 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,460 You just want to fuck her. 752 01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:16,720 Well, you were right. I know where she is, but I'm not telling you. 753 01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:27,110 Come on, please tell me. 754 01:07:27,470 --> 01:07:29,850 No. Why should I? 755 01:07:30,230 --> 01:07:31,390 I'll never tell. 756 01:07:31,870 --> 01:07:35,070 I'll never betray Howard. You can kill me first. 757 01:07:35,630 --> 01:07:41,250 Didn't you know that we Orientals are faithful to the death, you Caucasian 758 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:49,810 Oh, God. 759 01:07:50,510 --> 01:07:51,510 Yeah. 760 01:08:32,970 --> 01:08:33,970 Are we off of this? 761 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,479 Oh. Oh. 762 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,160 Oh. 763 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,500 Oh, yeah. 764 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:23,320 Oh. 765 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:27,320 Oh. 766 01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:29,020 Oh. 767 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,580 Oh. Oh. 768 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,380 Oh, I'm coming. 769 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,140 Oh. Oh. 770 01:10:50,060 --> 01:10:51,340 And their stomach, they're gone baby. 771 01:11:29,710 --> 01:11:30,710 Wait, I'll talk to you. 772 01:11:30,970 --> 01:11:32,270 I'll do anything you want. 773 01:11:32,550 --> 01:11:33,550 I'll even sing. 774 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,290 Oh, God. 775 01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:36,790 Wait. 776 01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:38,670 I'll tell you all about Peaches. 777 01:11:39,330 --> 01:11:43,410 After she got turned on to sex, she made me take her to old Chinatown. 778 01:11:51,670 --> 01:11:54,730 I know a lot of what we said and done may seem a little strange to you. 779 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,240 This is a private club and the rules are very strict. 780 01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:58,460 Oh, I understand. 781 01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:00,520 And I want to thank you for your patience. 782 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,600 This is all very new and exciting for me. 783 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,240 You're a very beautiful girl, Peaches. 784 01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:10,760 And whatever I can do to help you understand sex more will be also 785 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,780 me. I'm sure the members of the club will be thrilled to see you. Have you 786 01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:15,860 your rules? Yes, I have. 787 01:12:16,100 --> 01:12:20,720 And do you understand them? I do. Good. And remember, a job well done can be 788 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,720 very rewarding. 789 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:22,800 I understand. 790 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:25,610 Is there anything else you'd like to say before we start? 791 01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:30,390 Well, I never had anyone bathe and dress me before. 792 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:34,470 Well, if you'd like, I can bathe and dress you again. 793 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:37,310 Yes. Okay. 794 01:16:49,550 --> 01:16:50,550 Did you like my story? 795 01:16:51,010 --> 01:16:52,490 Did it turn you on? 796 01:16:53,050 --> 01:16:54,170 It was filthy. 797 01:16:54,830 --> 01:16:56,170 And not true, I'm sure. 798 01:16:57,870 --> 01:17:00,570 Do you want to hear some more filthy things we did? 799 01:17:01,910 --> 01:17:02,910 Please? 800 01:17:07,810 --> 01:17:09,490 Now the master owns you. 801 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:10,730 He does? 802 01:17:11,330 --> 01:17:12,330 Yes. 803 01:17:13,390 --> 01:17:14,430 Open your legs. 804 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:18,290 Have you ever belonged to anyone, Peaches? 805 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:19,659 Well, no. 806 01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:20,660 Just Bobby. 807 01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:22,140 Sort of. 808 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:23,760 But not quite. Almost. 809 01:17:24,580 --> 01:17:25,580 Who's Bobby? 810 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,160 Oh, he's a friend from back home. 811 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,520 We like each other a lot. 812 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,060 Oh, how quaint. A little friend. 813 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,100 Have you ever belonged to a woman? 814 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:38,560 Golly, no. 815 01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:50,600 I'm gonna fuck you now, peaches. 816 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:56,320 And after I get you all hot, someone's gonna come in and fuck off. 817 01:18:25,490 --> 01:18:26,890 Oh. 818 01:18:28,810 --> 01:18:30,210 Oh. 819 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,880 I can't. 820 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,320 Hello, Peaches. 821 01:19:23,420 --> 01:19:25,940 I see you're doing well in your sex education. 822 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,500 Bobby! 823 01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:29,240 What are you doing here? 824 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:33,200 Crystal told me she knows how badly I want you. 825 01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:34,860 I don't understand. 826 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:39,140 Well, let me explain it to you. 827 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:41,700 Oh, 828 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,120 Bobby. 829 01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:46,420 Oh, Peaches. 830 01:19:46,660 --> 01:19:47,660 Oh, Bobby. 831 01:20:22,090 --> 01:20:23,090 Mwah! 832 01:20:58,220 --> 01:20:59,220 Huh? 833 01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:29,510 Deeper. 834 01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:31,270 Deeper. 835 01:23:21,310 --> 01:23:22,490 Bobby. Peaches. 836 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:26,730 Peaches, baby, wake up. You're having a bad dream. 837 01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:28,810 Mom, what are you doing here? 838 01:23:29,110 --> 01:23:30,170 You were calling me. 839 01:23:30,710 --> 01:23:33,210 Honey, are you all right? We heard you calling. You gave us a scare. 840 01:23:33,590 --> 01:23:34,670 Dad, you're here too. 841 01:23:35,190 --> 01:23:37,050 Of course I'm here. Where else would I be? 842 01:23:40,010 --> 01:23:41,950 Baby, go back to sleep now. 843 01:23:42,370 --> 01:23:43,830 Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow. 844 01:23:44,230 --> 01:23:46,450 That's right. We're going to San Francisco to visit Uncle Howard. 845 01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:52,980 I better get a good night's sleep. 846 01:23:53,220 --> 01:23:54,119 That's right. 847 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,240 Good night, 848 01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:01,020 Mom. Good night, baby. 849 01:24:01,260 --> 01:24:02,340 Good night, Dad. Good night, sweetie. 850 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,020 See you in the morning. 851 01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:11,380 What an incredible dream. 852 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:18,300 I should be ashamed of myself, thinking up all those rude fantasies about all 853 01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:19,320 those nice people. 854 01:24:20,910 --> 01:24:25,830 Wouldn't they be surprised if they only knew what a nasty little...